I wanna take cute selfies but I don’t have a way to post it shmur
Rckin the nasel strip look rn
five pounds of hair later, I have the cut I had two years ago. Lost six and a half inches. bless. Next week, the dye job!
Guess whos gettin a haircut tomorrow
Don’t look up at the buildings, don’t walk slowly, have your metrocard out before you enter the subway station, don’t smile at strangers, don’t look at the maps on the subway, don’t go to times square, have earphones in at all times if you’re alone
Americans in big cities aint social at all this is tragic
Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.
WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
If we kissed:
 This wouldn’t happen.
 Oh disgusting.
 Again, again.
 Kiss you back.
 Let’s take this to the bedroom.
 Slap/Push you away.
 Be confused
If you asked me out I’d say:
 Um no.
 I’m taken-
 HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
Can we cuddle?:
 Let’s do it.
 No. You can’t handle my d.
 FUCK YES.
Should you reblog this?:
 Yes. I want to send you one.
 You already did.
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.